Showing posts with label FML. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FML. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Fuck My Life



Sometimes you gotta just say "Fuck My Life" and laugh about it. Check out this blog where people post their FML moments. Heres a couple of my favorites...

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She is a midget. FML

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML