FIGHT NIGHT!

This Thursday, Feb 26th, come to Drive In for FIGHT NIGHT festivities. Try out the new Profoto Pro-8 Air, watch some female professional boxers, then take a swing at your friends (or enemies) in the ring. Free beer, hot dogs, popcorn, pretzels, and some exciting $upri$es!!!!

7:00 pm
443 W 18th St
Between 9th & 10th

Healthcare supported flasks

So I was browsing flasks on Target.com the other day (they have like 600 choices) and came across this little gem. This, my friends, is a cane flask that unscrews from the top so you can either;

1. Be an old drunk hobo who can't walk

or

2. Start out walking and get so drunk that you will need a cane to support you.

The best part about this item is the description at the bottom that says "This Item May be Eligible for Reimbursement from Your Health Plan or Taxes." Sweet! Who says HMOs are unsupportive?