Sad Story, Funny Video

A Connecticut news channel ran a story on a new suspect in the case of Molly Bish who has been missing for 8 years. You wouldn't think this would be a funny story by any means, and it is not. But trust me, this video will make you laugh.

Breastfeeding On Your News Feed

Apparently women will fight for their right to post photos of themselves breastfeeding their kids on Facebook. Facebook has banned any such photos because any photo of an exposed booby violates their terms of use. Duh, lady.

No one wants to see these photos, and I'm sure when these kids are grown up they would not appreciate having photos of them sucking on their moms tits exposed to the Facebook world. Or maybe when these little babies become slutty teenaged notches they will use it in defense of sending naked pictures of themselves around online? Could be a valid argument.

Most of you by now have probably heard about the US Airways plane crash landing in the Hudson River yesterday. When I got out of work yesterday I went down to Chelsea Piers and the plane was floating right by so I got to take some photos. It was madness down there and really gave me a newfound respect for cops, EMT's, firefighters, and the like. I can't imagine in a situation like that remaining calm and level-headed. It also made me think of 9/11, I can't even fathom what that was like. But... on a lighter note, everyone got out of the plane alive and well and the pilot is totes a hero!!

Real Life Bambi

Oh Bambi, when will you learn!?

Another Reason Not to Work Out

I am always looking for new reasons to stay away from gyms, and what better excuse than to avoid being shot at? Last night in Bay Shore, Long Island two men working out at a Planet Fitness were hit by a stray bullet from a rifle. Apparently they were not the target, and neither was the gym. Looks like these two unidentified male suspects need to work on their aim, I mean the gym didn't jump out at them unexpectedly, right? So I think I'll prevent my guns from gunshot wounds and stick to my daily naps after work. Cause when your workin on your fitness you don't want to become a witness.