Planned Parenthood Sells Gift Cards

Hey moms, don't know what to get your sexually active teenage daughter for Christmas? What better than giving the gift of pap smears, and the glorious relief that comes with getting clean results! They even work towards morning after pills and abortions. I wonder if they expire, forcing recipients into unprotected one-night stands to get their money's worth. Well at least there will be lots of happy, clean notches in Indiana this HOliday season.