An experiment in manners.

So hanging out at Matchless bar in Greenpoint last night, a couple of friends and I came to a harsh realization... Most of the people who live in Brooklyn apparently have no manners and seem to have grown up in a barn. You see, Matchless has an outdoor area with 2 doors located directly next to a couch. A couch that my friends and I were sitting on. It seemed that people who went out to smoke cigarettes were incapable of closing the door behind them. Assholes. It is fucking snowing outside! So we decided to take action. A friend wrote this note, then posted it to the door with chewed gum. Surprisingly people actually read it, and then... Shut the door behind them! The best part of this was that the barback collecting glasses came over and asked if we had posted the note. Scared that he would be angry we reluctanly said yes. He then proceeded to give us all high fives and came back with a round of free drink tokens for us all! Anyway, the moral of this story is, shut the fucking door behind you asshole! Or maybe it's next time you are at a bar post rude notes and you might get some free drinks.