Snooki For Rent!

If you haven't seen The Jersey Shore, you are missing out. The show and it's "stars" are so bad they're good. Really, I can't stop watching. Ugh.

I happened upon an article today about how you can rent out Snooki, the lil Italian meatball, for your party for only $2000 a night (+ transportation - a minor price to pay for such quality company). I'm stoked I discovered this just in time to rent her out for NYE.

Party time with the queen Guidette!

Miike Snow - Sylvia

Miike Snow were pretty much the soundtrack to my summer, so I was oh so happy and a little nostalgic for hot summer nights when I saw they just released a video for Sylvia.

On a side note, I saw them live with Jack Penate this summer and they were AMAZING. They are coming back to the States in March, who wants to go with me?

Site of the Day: Sketchy Santas

Inappropriate Santa (hint: his hand)


Really Creepy Santa


Evil Possessed Santa


Drunk Santa w/ Evil Elf


Kanye Santa


Homeless Santa

www.SketchySantas.com

Guitar Hero Christmas

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to even compare to, nonetheless beat, Clark Griswold in the exterior Christmas light display department, but a guy named Ric Turner definitely did.

Turner, a former Disney 'imagineer' and special effects specialist, turned his yard into a game of Guitar Hero, built out of 21,268 lights and LEDs, that plays Eric Johnson's "Cliffs of Dover." To play, all you have to do is ring his doorbell. Read in more detail about it here.

via Geekologie and CNET

And because I'm mildly obsessed with Christmas Vacation, here's one of my favorite clips to get you in the holiday spirit...

Merry Christmas To Me

This table is called Paint or Die: But Love Me by John Nouanesing. I really want it.

File Under: Stupid Inventions

People, is this really neccessary? Apparently someone on Etsy is selling these "Rear Gear" cardboard cutout dingleberry blockers with the tagline - waaaaait for it - "No More Mr. Browneye." Haha the worst part is, I'm serious.

Gross gross gross...and kind of funny.

Kids Write Entertaining Letters To God

Kids really don't have censors, which make them awesome in my book. Lil Ginny's response here is my favorite, because really, there can never be too many holidays.

A New Kind of Rockstar

This little guy is amazing. His facial expressions are priceless!