Thursday, February 26, 2009

3D Pavement Art





Edgar Mueller is a really talented German artist that uses the street as his canvas and makes large scale, 3D paintings. They are insane, as you can see. He's kind of like Julian Beever, but uses paint, instead of chalk.

I wish I could do something like this.

Here is a video of him making the first painting, The Crevasse, which he did for the "Festival of World Cultures" for the the Goethe Institution Germany. It's fascinating to watch - and proved the painting is indeed real, because seriously, it doesn't look it.

A Complete Guide to Geekin Out on the Internet

Greg Rutter has come up with a list of the 100 things you should know/have seen if you've ever spent any time on the internets. If not, pull up a chair, grab the popcorn and catch up.

Seriously, the world wide web can be such a black hole of time!

Some favs:

97. Gay Referee - by far, the funniest video on the youtube. This guy is amazing!


12. Star Wars Kid - I cry when I laugh really hard. This guy gets me every time.


72. Asian Backstreet Boys - These 2 karaoke the shit out of the Backstreet Boys. Impressive, considering they probably have no idea what they're saying. And their roomate chillin on the computer behind them is just classic.


76. Sneezing Panda - tres adorable.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hairphones?


via lulu

Never Nude!



It's on.

I'll believe it when I see it, buuuuut...the Arrested Development movie is official. And Michael Cera is in it - George Michael, I missed you!

This news makes me very happy. But my fingers are crossed that the movie is as good as the show!

Narwhals...


...the unicorns of the sea.


Narwhal fight? Or makeout sesh? Not really sure.

Yep.


(well fuck, click here because this blog sizes down pics so you can't read them. grr.)

Palindromes are rad




Comedian Demetri Martin is obsessed with palindromes. So obsessed that he created a 224 word poem that is itself a palindrome. Yes, it reads the exact same front and backwards. Genius. 

"Dammit I'm Mad"

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

Brooklyn DIY


Filmmaker Marcin Ramocki is debuting a documentary tonight titled Brooklyn DIY, which chronicles the creative/artistic boom that happened in Williamsburg in the early 80's and the changes and gentrification that has occurred in the neighborhood over the past 20 years. The Village Voice interviewed him recently, and he explains his intentions behind the film and what he learned while making it. The Voice also has a trailer for the film. Premieres tonight at the MOMA, 8:30 pm. 

Chuck Bass and an old notch





The new issue of Harper's Bazaar features a Graduate inspired photo story with Helena Christensen and Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick, photographed by Terry Richardson. Its wicked hot. Bitch is 40 years old!

Oh, and it seems like Chucks got a lot going on under those jeans if you know what I mean.

If you think you've got problems...




Sorry to get all Debbie Downer, but I just read this really depressing article on Vice's blog that I feel the urge to share. Not just because its one of the saddest things I've ever read, but because it really puts things into perspective. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure no one can outdo this guy when it comes to having the worst 20 years possible. Next time you think you're having a terrible day, or a "fuck my life" moment, think about Patty Pirro and all the shit he has been through, and quit feeling so bad for yourself.

Monday, February 23, 2009

FIGHT NIGHT!



This Thursday, Feb 26th, come to Drive In for FIGHT NIGHT festivities. Try out the new Profoto Pro-8 Air, watch some female professional boxers, then take a swing at your friends (or enemies) in the ring. Free beer, hot dogs, popcorn, pretzels, and some exciting $upri$es!!!!

7:00 pm
443 W 18th St
Between 9th & 10th

Friday, February 20, 2009

Brooklyn Bacon Takedown



OMG! The Brooklyn Bacon Takedown is happening soon! And it's exactly what it sounds like: a big ole bacon cook-off! And yes Felice, you should enter!

This is the deal: "Bacon could be the main ingredient. Or there could be a hint of bacon. The main thing is, it must be totally delicious."

When: Sunday March 29, 5PM.
Where: Williamsburg! at the Radegast Hall & Beer Garden (113 N 3rd St).

See you there!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Adam Lippes Collection







Adam Lippes - Fall 2009 Collection.

I want. Especially the first dress. Ohhh pretty.

Go Girl - Because Life's Greatest Adventure Shouldn't be Finding a Bathroom




Okay, lets see here. Go Girl is a device, basically a notch-shaped funnel, that allows ladies to pee standing up while still being hygienic. It is reusable (gross), comes with tissues, and folds up and fits in your purse.

Meant for girls who camp, ski, or boat! Or "if you just want to avoid germs you find in nasty public toilets." Ok, honestly the only time its necessary to pee standing up is when your drinking in the woods, and at that point who cares if you pee on yourself a little.

Seriously though go to their website, its ridiculous. They have a twitter, a flickr, and a freakin facebook. Ok, congrats Go Girl, but you will never change the way I pee. I can sit, hover, or drunk pee on myself just fine without using your notch attachment.

Tastes Like Hope



Obama Sushi! Yum!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Check It Out



This is a post from our friends new blog/tumblr called Unicorn Wolf Lasers Fuck You.

Check it out, because it really is only about unicorns, wolves, lasers with the word 'fuck' everywhere. Personally, I think it could use some rainbows and glitter too (*hint hint), but it'll do for now!

Nerdy? Of course. Awesome? Yes. And that wolf pup? Dear god, that thing is cute. If I had a cold, black heart, this would have melted it.

Super Fun Video



This post is dedicated to my fellow notch Kate, and her love for Europop.

Hats with eye holes




I love these hats, which are part of Narcisco Rodriguez's fall 2009 line. They are pretty "fierce" and would be perfect for a hangover, or a bad make-up day where your eyeliner smudges and you try and get it off which just makes you look like you have a black eye. Throw on one of these and no one will know! But be careful crossing the street, they probably effect your peripheral vision.

Maybe thats how they wear shorts in Germany?



Or maybe he is just drunk.

Hooker Heels



Saw these heels on Bleach Black. First off, they're stainless steel. Which means they're probably the most uncomfortable shoes you could ever wear, Second, did you see the legs on their "shoe model"? A serious case of man legs AND they're hairy. Grossss.

If you're trying to sell what I assume to be women's shoes, it might be a good idea to use a woman as the model. Just an idea.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

50 People, 1 Question - Brooklyn


Fifty People, One Question: Brooklyn from Fifty People, One Question on Vimeo.

This is a cool sort of social experiment, where a bunch of people were asked the same question on the street in Williamsburg. The answers vary but they're all equally interesting.

My answer: the very first thing that came to mind for me was here, in Brooklyn. But not now...I want it be a Sunday morning, late June. The kind of day where the weather is just perfect - breezy, sunny and warm, but not too hot. I'd ride bikes to the park on Kent and n.9th by the water, lay out a blanket and have a picnic.

That sounds so nice right now.

I'm kind of interested to see where you'd want to wake up, so leave yours in the comments section!

Party Thursday!

This is a show my roommate put together at Don Pedro's Thursday. So come out to the hood wit yo dancin shoes on! Manhattan Ave between McKibben and Boerum St. 

Hungry?

For your convenience... a sausage gravy machine.



The "Meat Ship" makes me want to vom.



"Snack Stadium", I think it's pretty cute.

Bacon Donut, I think I know some notches that would get down with this.
And on those hot summer days...
See more here.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Naked Notch


I couldn't decide at first glance whether I should be offended by this stereo by Bob Turek, or think its funny - but the more I looked at it, the funnier I thought it was. I mean, her notch has got some serious electricity running through it. And besides, I want to see Bob make a naked boy mannequin speaker next. Hot.

I can see this lil stereo slut in the houses of about 8 dudes I know, btw.

via Playcloths

Hey little girl let me whisper in your notch...

Hilarious.

Chad at the Dentist



He is going to eat David.

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting


Awe.

I Like



by Horacio Salinas

Friday, February 6, 2009

Obama Said What?!



Obama wrote a book called Dreams of my Father. He also did the voice over for the book on tape. Among other things, Barack wrote about his old friend Ray, who has a very dirty mouth. This means we get to hear Barack read some of Ray's quotes.

I do believe this is the first time I've ever heard a president say 'Mother Fucker'.

Listen. (give it a minute to upload, it's worth it).

Fuck My Life



Sometimes you gotta just say "Fuck My Life" and laugh about it. Check out this blog where people post their FML moments. Heres a couple of my favorites...

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She is a midget. FML

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

Umm, Creepy?


How romantic, you can order a customizable knife for your special boo on Valentine's Day.

Can we say red flag?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Snakes on a Plane!



Not really, but scientists just discovered the fossils of a 60-million-year-old snake in Columbia, South America, whose vertebrae suggested it weighed 2,500 lbs and was about 43 feet long!!

Oh, dear, god. That is terrifying.

The scientists also said that a snake this big would have come up to your hips! And clearly, the snake I used in this picture is about a million times smaller than the big devil fossil snake they just discovered.

Unicorns!!!!!!!!!

Cornify


Click that shit repeatedly to make magic happen.

All About Pluto


Repost from Christine's Tumblr.

Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson demoted Pluto to dwarf moon status and wrote a book about it. Jon Stewart interviewed him and I thought it'd be incredibly boring. But it's not at all because Dr. Tyson might be the funniest astrophysicist alive. Just watch.

One Ex-Masturbator Shirt, Coming Right Up





Overly religious people kind of terrify me. Especially these Passion For Christ Movement people, who have decided to launch an anti-masturbation campaign. Because god says it's a sin. Yes, you read that correctly.

I don't know whether to laugh them off because of how ridiculous this is, or be scared because some people actually believe it.

If owning an ex-masturbator shirt isn't really your thing, they've got a slew of other ex-vices tshirts to choose from: ex-fornicator shirt, ex-diva, ex-atheist, etc.

via Free Williamsburg

Baby Giraffe









Awe.

This lil guy (or girl, they don't know yet) is only a few days old. So adorable.

Chilean Hero Dog



Apparently dog's are a dog's best friend too! One dog gets hit by a car on a busy highway and another dog comes to the rescue and drags it to safety! Aww!

(The title of this post sounds like some sort of food you could get at Coney Island, wierd.)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

All I Have To Say Is...



NO.

"Manny hose" should be illegal, especially on this guy. That said, where can I get those tights??

Poster Boy Got Caught...Er, Maybe?



Gawker tells me that PB, aka Henry Matyjewicz, got arrested the other day at some sort of festival, where he was profiled in a documentary.

But apparently, Poster Boy isn't one person, its a "movement": "Henry is one of many individuals who believe in the Poster Boy movement. Henry’s part is to do legal artwork while propagating the ideas behind Poster Boy. That’s why it was O.K. for him to take the fall the other night. Henry Matyjewicz is innocent.”

A movement? How artsy and idealistic.

That said, they have made my walks through the Lorimer stop more interesting. Here are some examples of their work. Kate Moss is my favorite.